Post Rapture Pet Care

"No one knows the day or the hour when these things will happen, not even the angels in heaven or the Son himself. Only the Father knows"
 Matthew 24:36

Do you wonder what is going to happen to your pets when Jesus descends from Heaven to re-unite the Church with the Father taking all Christians - dead and alive - up to Heaven? Will your pets be left behind with no-one to care for them?
Have no fear! We at Post Rapture Pet Care are confirmed atheists and as such will be part of the left behind when the time comes. Just because we are atheists doesn't mean we are not animal lovers. We adore all kind of pets and would love to look after your pets after you are gone.
For a small donation of $69.95, we will make sure your pets are well fed and taken care of long after you and your family have been taken up.
We have representatives here in Rockford, USA and in the South East of England and also in the North East of Scotland so can accommodate for most areas giving you peace of mind where ever you are.
This is not a joke. We feel very strongly about pet care and want to offer the best possible services to all pet owners. If you are in need of my services, in Rockford, please let me know in the comments section. If you are traveling or plan to move to England, please feel free to get in touch with them at for more info.

"For the Lord Himself will descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of an archangel, and with the trumpet of God. And the dead in Christ will rise first. Then we who are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air. And thus we shall always be with the Lord."
 1 Thessalonians 4:15–17

(I have to admit that this idea and words were 'stolen' from It is such a great idea that I couldn't help myself. I did write and ask permission but have not heard back. If I do and they say no, I will remove this page.)

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