This little piggy went to market.
This little piggy stayed home.
This little piggy had roast beast.
This little piggy had none.
And this little piggy "wee wee wee" all the way home.

Now in this little children's ditty, which piggy do you think was turned into a side dish at Denny's? Now most people would think that the annoying one going "WEEEEE" all the way home would be the perfect candidate for ritual slaughter and feasting, but they would be mistaken. It would have to be the first one because we know that he didn't go 'to the market' he went 'to market' and pigs don't have any money to spend any way. No pockets to carry it in. And, if you do the motions on the tootsies of some unsuspecting child ya notice the fattest digit is the one that starts. Thus, MORE BACON! YAY!